/u/[deleted]'s posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
"Every time you commit a sin a hair grows on your chin, the ones who cause the most disgrace are the ones with the hairiest face"
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I quickly crushed the empty beer cans in the cup holders and popped a few breath mints before exiting my car.
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I was admiring my new outfit in my bedroom mirror when I exclaimed loudly ”Damn, forgot my wallet in the car”.
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